gay tomato


a s-x act in which a man cut a small hole into a tomato,inserts his p-n-s into it,then proceeds to have s-xual relations with the tomato until hes finished.the man then throws the tomato back into the pantry or supermarket table for others to unknowingly ingest his sperm.
d–shbag:hey,john,you see that tomato?

john:yeah.

d–shbag:eat it

john:okay

d–shbag:haha! youre eating my sperm!thats a gay tomato!youre so gay for doing that!f-g!

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