crispy drawers

a dude’s overused, unwashed, funky briefs (jockey, bvd, fruit of the loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of sh-t.
my man’s crispy drawers been lyin’ on the bathroom floor for a week — they smell like welfare b-tt and government cheese.

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