crispy mister


a crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white c-m sauce.. also known as a c-mmy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a c-mmy dumpster.
“that chick is quite the crispy mister.”

“yeah, she’s always drenched in hot cream sauce.”

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