Crispy TJ


when you blowtorch someone’s genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.
“hey chris, what happened to you last night?”
“my wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. she got off…i got 3rd degree burns”

or

“dude chris was being a d-ck at band practice so i ‘accidentally’ gave him a crispy tj during our performance. i laughed so hard i dropped my fender.”

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