crispylisp
when someone after i night of hard intercourse wakes up the next day having residue of bodily fluids on there mouth that have become crunchy and like a glue connecting there lips together in a way that their first words will be impeded by the crunched fluid.
dude my girlfriend woke up this morning and she totally had a crispylisp.
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