Criss-Ann


a sweet southern soul. a criss-ann embellishes a l-stful determination to create a bountiful harvest of edible extravaganza for all those that she loves. furthermore, criss-ann nurtures others with unconditional support that beams from every fiber of her being.

although criss-ann’s have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. criss-ann’s tend to have smallish hands. yet, even with itty-bitty hands, criss-ann’s show how large of a heart they have. on the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a lawrence welk show.
person 1: “dude, try this banana pudding criss-ann made.
person 2: “bro, that is so criss-ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!”

we should all be so lucky to have a criss-ann is our lives!

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