cristion
the hottest spanish guy in town. he has a huge heart and an amazing smile. his accent is so s-xy and he loves to have a good time. best soccer player around! he is the funniest guy you will ever meet and once you get to meet him he’ll be in your heart forever
“cristion is so hot when he plays soccer”
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