Food Boner
to enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your s-xual organs thus resulting in a food b-n-r.
my d-ck hurts today from the m-ssive food b-n-r that steak gave me last night.
patricia ate one of my bagels i brought home from manhattan and i could see her leaking from her pants, total food b-n-r bro.
the result of seeing such a delicious specimen of sustenance that you inadvertently pitch a tent.
i sprung the fattest food b-n-r after feasting my eyes on those spicy tuna rolls today.
an erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.
dude, i have such a raging foodb-n-r right now.
an erection caused by dining on something delicious. occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.
i hadn’t eaten subway in so long, and i was missing my buffalo chicken special. i got one tonight and i took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that i ended up getting a food b-n-r. never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!
when you see or eat food that is so delicious that you are aroused.
wow, that burger gave me a food b-n-r!
when one becomes aroused at the sight of food. happens in antic-p-tion of a good meal.
i got a food b-n-r yesterday when i saw how much bacon there was
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