Critical Drunk


the point of being on a perfect and enjoyable buzz or high, when you are right between being tipsy and wasted, and reach the night’s peak. usually quickly replaced after drinking more.
when i first got to the club, i was at critical drunk and was getting into a hottie, but then i drank some more, muttered incoherently and vomited all over the club floor.

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