criticalist


when something is really, really, extra, extra f-cking critical. real serious stuff.
jeff is too important to waste his time on anything but the most criticalist of projects.

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    also man-p-s or mps the innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads. a naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a “gps” is named after it. ken doesn’t […]

  • Rover Range

    often stated as a “range rover” a rover range is a range rover on dubs and in a music video. rover ranges have to have loud speakers such as mtx jackhammers and have to be on big-ss rims. not big -ss, but big-ss. “switchin’ lanta lanes mayne in my rover range mayne” – mike jones

  • forevARGHs!

    forever: 1. an extremely long time. 2. a mythical time in the infinite future that will never come. argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarr-ssment or frustration. forevarghs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarr-ssment or frustration about forevers. “forevarghs!” – says a pirate

  • campingcunt

    a derogatory term used in the heat of battle, pertaining to any fps shooter for pc or console in which a group or single sorry -ss player pretending to be a good player camps out somewhere on the map the whole game. i swear if i catch that campingc-nt jjspirit in the stairwell one more […]

  • Mansleep

    a sleepover that consists entirely of men. (not to be confused with a gay orgy). man #1: hey are you going to the mansleep at cj’s house? man #2: yea bro i’ll see you there.


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