critmash


chritmas? did you say chritmas?!?!?!??!
critmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
in critmash time, you get presents and put them under a critmash tree. snata comes and gives you presents, too! everyone loves critmash time!

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