crittenden county
where 1/2 of the people are yee yee motherf-ckers and the other 1/2 try to f-cking act like godd-mn thugs and there is literally a cornfield across from our school. oh and you can pretty much buy meth at the end of any street. town full of hood rats if you ask me boe.
you see them crittenden county hoodrats walking today?
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