Crittenden
a person, usually a girl, who wants to be a sl-t, but can’t because n-body would take her.
a crittenden will wear extremely short shorts, exposing her pasty, pale legs, and stuff her bra with toilet paper.
i was walking down the street yesterday, and some crittenden tryed to get me to pay her for s-x! eghh!
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