croakleys


a combination of wearing “croakies” neoprene sungl-ss straps with “oakley” sungl-sses. a blend of function and fashion from 1992, still embraced by the outdoor working cl-ss. the drape of the croakies serves the ancillary benefit of creating an artificial mullet for its wearer; or, more likely serving to enhance the existing mullet.
yo, my landscaper looks cool with his croakleys and his high and tight grey lees.

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