croaning
a) the act of thoroughly washing ones t-st-cl-s.
b) bathing specifically for the purpose of washing t-st-cl-s.
could also be seen as the male equivalent of “i’m washing my hair”, as it can be used as an excuse or obscure rejection.
sam: hey man, wanna come down the pub?
tom: nah, can’t dude i’m croaning tonight.
(i croan, they croaned, he is croaning, you are a croaner)
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