to take a dump in a book. this leaves a nice surprise for whoever owns the book.
student 1 – someone keeps leaving their history book in the best spot in the library to save their seat. it really p-sses me off.
student 2 – leave them a croatian bookmark in the section on world war i. that’ll teach them a lesson!
to mark a page in a book by taking a dump on the page and then closing the book on it.
to friend: i was upset with my roommate so i left him a croatian bookmark in chapter 4 of his history book. he’ll never think of the 100 years war without remembering that little bookmark.
- croch cannibal
yet another term to define a “lesbian” man, look at those two croch cannibals
like popular underwear gnomes, the dingglevest is a small mythical creature hailing from a variety of mythical places. dinggglevest pr-nounced “ding-glevest”, are small creatures found mostly in otherworldly dimensions such that of the fairies and pixies and gnomes. what is known, is that they come out in the twilight hours and when a person is […]
- dip n' crump
when you go on a “booty call” and promptly leave to go camping pete: “so we are going to go camping today?” mark: “i’m going to try and go for a dip n’ crump” pete: “ok you fianut”
the kootness of large animals as compared to small animals. the feeling you get when you see their floppy features such as wrinkly elephant skin or big droopy dog jowls. person a: “look at the size of that great dane!” person b: “lumbasco” person a “he he, yeah.”
- love you and leave you
to only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say h-llo and settle for some basic conversation. alright, i’m going to have to love you and leave you or else i’ll be late for the meeting this afternoon.