Croatian Language


the most d-ck wrenchingly difficult russian doll of all languages. just when you think that you’ve uncovered the key to understanding how to speak it there’s a new level of suffixes and word re-arrangements. there’s 87 common ways (excluding anomalies) of completing every single noun in this bullsh-t language, and at the end of it, everyone in croatia uses one of 3 dialects which are completely separate to the actual language.
dave: hey, did you hear mike’s taken croatian language for beginners this semester?
pete: rip

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