crobone
someone who shares the characteristics of a douche. eg) excesive amounts of hair wax and or gell, believes wearing beads makes them look more masquline.
the word crobone derives from the ancient egyptian word croboneiusem. pr-nounced crow-bone-ee-us-em. which the egyptian peasent used to call fellow egyptians who used to much hair gell.
“hey pauly that kids got a lot of wax in his hair and those beads are awfully distracting”
“yeah, what a crobone”
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