Croc Crap


when you sweat out in the summertime walking while wearing your croc shoez you might start to feel a little slippery and gooey/ cr-ppy. when you look in the cr0c sho3z its a hot mess of dirt and sweat buildup from your dirty feet.
i was at the waterpark with my kids and my crocs got a case of croc cr-p. man when i got home they were so bad i had to powwer wash them.

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