CrocGon
a mystical creature bred for skills in magic. his arch nemesis is trogdor. typically portrait as fire breathing crocodile with wings.
dude 1-“man, did you see that battle between trogdor and crocgon?”
dude 2-“h-llz yeah, it was truly epic”
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