crochet-ming
the act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.
wife: look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. the st-tch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.
me: you’re crochet-ming again.
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