crock off


when used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for “lie” or “bullsh-t”. but when paired with “off” the phrase can be used interchangeably with “f-ck off”. because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the h-ll out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.
ignorant peasant: “hey guy, you got fake timbs boy!”
you: “crock off!”
ignorant peasant: “huh?”

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