crock potting


when your constipated and you place a heating pad on your stomach to somewhat liquify your terd/terds for easier p-ssing
after eating those cold mozzarella stick i’m sure to be crockpotting later tonight
the act of leaving your d-ck in a chicks -ss after you come to let it just cook inside her.
d-mn! that chick let you crock pot her. what a sl-t.
or
girl: get your d-ck out of my -ss!!
guy: h-ll no b-tch! i’m crock potting.
placing food in a crock-pot and subsequently having s-x until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. a post s-x feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more s-x.
“what are you doing for spring break?”

“well my girlfriend and i will be crock-potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time.”

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