crocked


sh-tfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely f-cked up
we just cracked open the souther comfort and got crocked.
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to be crocked

when you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
crazy rocked. to be totally destroyed or completely owned.
dude, i crocked my elbow so madcore style.
adj. litterally, to be like a crocodile. either having to do with the appearance of one’s skin or one’s teeth.
“i need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked.” or “you’re looking a little crocked, you need some pepto?”
the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly
courtneys toes are all crocked

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