crockery
“crockery” is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the “ent-ty of” cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. “crockery” can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor’s housewares.
daniel used his new “crockery” to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a “warhammer” with the purposes of staining his housewares.
slang: crack, c-ke, charlie ect.
my dealers gonna pop my -ss, ‘cos i didn’t pay for that crockery.
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