Crockpot
the act of farting in a car while locking the windows so other riders can’t roll them down to relieve the stench, sealing in the smell like a crockpot. this is best done while the heat is on to maximize the odor.
sally and i took a road trip the other day and i crockpotted her.
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when one takes a monstrous repugnant sh-t and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. the door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. if all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot.
guy 1 “what did you do last night?”
guy 2 “my roommate was p-ssing me off so i left him a filthy crock pot.
a “crockpot” or “crockpotting” refers to the act of a man c-mming in a woman’s or man’s mouth and restricting her/him, simultaneously, from spitting it out or swallowing, thus creating the effect of “crockpotting” the liquid within her mouth cavity.
by placing the hand over the mouth and gripping the neck at the same time, immediately after -j-c-l-t–n, the s-m-n/sperm is trapped in the mouth for crockpotting.
going to a friend’s house when they are not home, sh-tting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.
matt parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.
when you’re under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. it then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is h-t with a blast of stink.
(much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)
i couldn’t stop laughing when mike lifted the covers and was h-t with a crock pot fart
1. a pothead with an erection
2. one who smokes marijuana while masturbating
see crock.
mary: my boyfriend is such a crock pot…
jane: oh then you two are perfect for each other!!
farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the “dutch oven” but using an electric blanket.
terri, my milf, and i were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.
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