Crocodile Shit
a type of sh-t that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . for this to happen the t-rd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your -ss.
mary: “why are you so happy?”
john: “just took a crocodile sh-t, no splash at all”
alex: “dude those are the best!”
-high fives john-
alex: “i took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!”
mary: -dry heaves-
dump cr-p sh-t drop a log defecate
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