Crocodile Smiles
being fake to someone. acting like you’re cool with someone then going and talking sh-t behind their back. similar to crocodile tears but more of a “happy” fake.
person 1: hey brother! how’s it going dude?
person 2: i ain’t your brother. f-ck you and your crocodile smiles.
a fake smile, or insincere approval. this smile is given with deception or sarcasm in mind instead of true happiness or good-will.
a sly or sinister smirk. while a real smile conveys warmth, this smile is given to hide evil intent. popular with politicians, crooks, and phony friends.
similar to “crocodile tears”, exaggerated sorrow or fake tears, a crocodile smile is usually given by someone with an ulterior motive.
although he was blissfully employed, barry borrowed $500 from his friend joe and slipped him a “crocodile smile”.
joe: so, you need a loan to fix your car?
barry: yeah, things are rough.
joe: what’s with the “crocodile smile”? is there something you’re not telling me barry?
barry: ugh.
a crocodiles smile is a moment when you accidently have a poo sitting down that maintains its position in-between the crack of your cheeks.
“i cant tell if this is going to be a fart or a poo”
1 minute goes by…
“why are you looking at me like that?”
tim maintained eye contact with a hint of a crocodile smile
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