crocodile wank
the term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else’s.
nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a crocodile w-nk in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.
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