croddle
(v) it is the act of somebody, whether for s-xual pleasure or for punishment of the recipient, sits down on a persons chest, as though they are about to take a sh-t. they then repetedly slap the person in the face, as hardly, or softly, as they feel fit with their c-ck
when anthony got mad at me he croddled me until i bruised.
i just feel like croddling a girl right now.
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