crog
n. 1)total f-ck mook. ignorance in its purest form.
2) one who is incapabable of correct grammar, spelling, and (in certain extreme instances) forming complete and logical thoughts or insults.
v. tr. 1) to s-xually -ssualt in a manner completely unbecoming of a human being. to savagely pillage another’s hobbit hole, often involving the bilbo baggins technique.
n.- man, can you believe that crog? only a sh-thead f-cks with heavy c.
v.- i think he crogged his ‘partner’ last night. i could clearly hear what sounded like the flesh flute and the rusty trombone being played quite well.
a kitchen sink clog so disgusting that no man would ever attempt to remove it; requires a female to unclog.
derived from asian people saying “clog”
sh-t! honey get over here, i’ve got a crog.
the instance when a bicycle riding individual provides a lift to a friend, by vacating the seat and allowing the friend to sit on it, with the rider standing up on the pedals.
“my bike has a puncture, give us a crog to the park!”
crog the greatest word ever invented. although its only fault is its pointless meaning.
as i was walking along the street, i stepped crog.
person: smart, average looking male. good friend and trustworthy. a good time always ensues when he is around.
“let’s all go to crogs house to play some madden!”
a crodidilly and a frog mixed
what the crog
orginially a name for a cross between a crocodile and a frog, it has become a filler word for any situation where the use of a nonvulgar word is needed.
what the crog dude, you drank my soda!
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