Croissant Sandwhich
when a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her b-tt, while the man eats it out, while she screams “mr croissant”.
mr croissant: shove it up there b-tch!
hooker: oh yeah! mr croissant!
mr croissant: -munch munch munch-
hooker: yeah, you do a really good croissant sandwhich!
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