crying unicorn
1.) the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into one’s eye
2.) the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into your own eye
patrick: dude i can’t believe you gave janice a crying unicorn.
nate: i f–ked her eye out
other example:
matthew: (hardcore masturbation)-penile squirt- aaahh f-ck my motherf-cking eye!!!
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