Croissant

a ‘croissant’ is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word ‘croissant’ with a french accent. just for fun.
boy 1: hi!
boy 2: jumps on boy 1 and dry humps him: croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
boy 3, 4 and 5: rofl!
(kwah-sahn)

1) a delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of france, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple b-tter, a nice jam, or even the very american breakfast sandwich.

2)when a girls v-g-n- is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral s-x.

jacque: “won’t you fetch me the morning news and prepare me a croissant?”
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toby: “kim’s p-ssy was so dry that flakes from her tw-t-croissant got stuck in my goatee.”
a savory french pastry, coincidentally kanye west’s life blood and only thing he eats.
“they haven’t sent croissants to new orleans? george busch doesn’t care about black people” -kanye west
a croissant is a name for someone who flakes out. it can be used to describe a one-time flaker or consistent flaker. variations of it may be used as verbs, adverbs, and adjectives.
“dude, are you coming out with us or not? stop being such a croissant!”

“the girls and i are trying to plan a bridge night, but martha keeps croissanting on us.”

“i was excited to go out with this really cute guy, but he croissanted at the last minute.”

“my wife and i had been planning our trip to barbados for years. as the date approached, she croissantily tried to postpone it yet again, using our kids as an excuse.”
when a fat girl gets flaky on you. because croissants are squishy and flaky, like fat girls.
that big b-tch show up to the concert? nah, man she went all croissant me.
1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male f-cks her
2)a hairy french girl,j-zzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time
she layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend f-cked her for 3 minutes.