croit


a fict-tious muscle group (also, gloits). often used sarcastically to deride those who take their work-outs too seriously.
gym rat: oh man, i really pumped some iron today.
smart -ss: really hammered your croits, eh?
gym rat: aw, yeah, sure did.
smart -ss: idiot.

Read Also:

  • CroMagnon

    before -j-c-l-t–n, you proceed to shove your p-n-s and/or c-ck against the woman/man’s forehead and proceed to grunt, as though you are tim “the toolman” taylor, or a under-developed human being dude, i cromagnoned sally, but i missed and got a wad in her hair! a person who has no eyebrows, a huge forehead and […]

  • poundrel

    dog “i have twelve poundrels and five pooches.”

  • Pokerpink

    to pork a young lady in her fl-ng-. john: “what are you doing tonight?” andrew: “i’m going to pokerpink!”

  • polish darts

    when a polish guy acts like a dart board is pin the tail on the donkey and he covers his eyes with his hands and walks up to the dart board. in park city we played polish darts.

  • Šundelé

    the secret way of exercise in the gym p-ssed from one generation to another. it was designed only for the most skilled body builders by a mystical monk. let’s go to gym to do šundelé.


Disclaimer: croit definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.