cronk
noun.
an area of the brain that maintains equilibrium during drunkenness. the cronk is the inactive area only used to measure a previous evening’s drinking.
“the cops caught me in tears shaving a squirrel on a trampoline last night. i was clearly twisted off my cronk”
“cronk” may be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pr-noun, conjunction, preposition, interjection, or article.
the use of “cronk” signifies any word which the speaker wishes to replace or create.
i wish this stupid cronk on my toe would just disappear!
wow, you really cronked her last night!
now that’s cronkin’.
cronk!
perineum (the region where the b-lls bounce)
i was in my bike, the saddle broke and i got a new hole in my cronk.
having a sh-t and masturbating at the same time
i’ll be back in 20 minutes, i’m just gonna have a quick cronk
to have a fit; to freak out
my parents cronked when they found out i’d been out until 4 am.
a history teacher who can only be described as a true animal. a man who fears no one (except for the borkowski) and is superior to us earthly pigeons. do not confront it or attempt to call it an animal as it will become aroused with anger. it is a teacher by birth, animal by decision.
john: wow! that guy is a true cronk!
bill: ya i know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
john: yes, just don’t disturb him in his natural habitat
a large bowel movement; a hefty sh-t; a t-rd of significant girth.
i had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.
a woman who is a giant b-tch as if on her period, referred also as a cronkosaurus rex. this woman is the grimiest girl ever and usually acts like a man, wearing man hair and g.i. boots.
d-mn that cronkosaurus is a giant b-tch.
a true femin-z-.
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