depression olympics
when two or more people argue over who has a worse life. most commonly used by 12-14 year olds in an attempt to make one person feel better, but usually ends up in fierce and unnecessary arguing.
12 year old: i’m so sad, my boyfriend broke up with me.
other 12 year old: at least you’re not me, i got cheated on.
12 year old: yeah but he slept with me, and yesterday my dad lost his job.
other 12 year old: jesus christ, i have it worse, i got my power shut off yesterday and we’re going to lose our house.
12 year old: this isn’t the depression olympics, i obviously have it worse.
other 12 year old: no! i do! you should be happy that you aren’t me!
{keeps escalating}
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