Cronodank


the absolute pinnacle of awesome; also a euphemism.
“now that’s chronodank right there!”

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  • Choco Chompers

    sh-t on your teeth after sucking a d-ck that’s been stuck in a dirty -sshole. (choco – short for chocolate.) did you eat some oreos or did you just suck a sh-tty d-ck, cuz you’ve got choco chompers. her choco chompers are giving her sh-t breath.

  • chocolate curtains

    when someone has -n-l s-x with a woman, then moves down to standard v-g-n-l intercourse. friends talking to each other “i did the chocolate curtains on helen the other night”

  • set up the launch pad

    to place t.p. on the seat in a public restroom before cr-pping. dude, i had to cr-p so bad that i almost didn’t have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

  • T-delicious

    utterly and undefiantly perfect. the sole meaning of life. there is only one being who has reached this divine state, but he is to be untold. to wrong is human. to be divine is t-delicious.

  • TDNH

    tall dark and not handsome thinking you’re g-d’s gift to women, when you are clearly not.


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