Crontch


crontch is the word for some nasty crotch. sometimes you have to be the one that goes and finds out; sometimes it’s your buddy.
i wouldn’t taste that crontch with your d-ck.
nasty crotch
a sticky v-g-n-, as officially stated by onision.
“she’s doing the spilts really well!”
“yeah but then we’ll have to cleanup her crontch stench…”
“g-d cr-p it!”

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