a combination of the words “contempt” and “crumpet”.
to show disdain or dislike towards crumpets.
person 1: i’m going to wazz up some crumpets (y)
person 2: (with crontempt) ew, thats disgusting!
person 1: stop being so crontemptful!
- crotch loogie
n. exactly what it sounds like. a big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. only achievable thorugh stimulation of the p-n-s. tell your friends. guy 1: so eventually, she went down on me. guy 2: f-ck yeah! did you hawk a crotch loogie? guy 1: you know it. all over her face.
crush + hug its a combination of crush and hug. commonly used when someone gives/gets a loving rib-breaking hug. eg. awww ! please crug the kid on my behalf! eg. hey, i am feeling a little low, can i get a crug! a sk-nky girl who usually wears crocks.most of them are fat but there […]
- crushing video
a video where some sick f-ck pays either a huge b-tch, or a tall masculine dominatrix to literally crush him by jumping on him while he is lying on a bed filming it, and faps to it later. “dude, how the h-ll did you break your ribs?” “watch my crushing video and you’ll see”
- crusty surprise
the crusty part of one’s bedsheets soiled with c-m from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. not to be confused with the crusty pillow surprise, although there’s no reason why […]
- crying indian list
the ‘crying indian’ list is a list of people whom have been observed as failing to wash their hands after using the restroom, and is often kept informally in the workplace as a way of identifying unsanitary co-workers. the name of this list is derived from the keeping america beautiful campaign in which a crying […]