crooked bastard


refers to a politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around -ss to get their way.
george bush is such a crooked b-st-rd, he could give a sh-t about oil prices cuz hes making money.
steve, that crooked b-st-rd cheated me out of 400 bucks!

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