Crooked Dick
a p-n-s that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.
dude, that guys got a crooked d-ck! i heard the ladies love them.
a p-n-s that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to j-ck-ff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth
crooked d-ck tip is caused by reckless circ-mcision
his crooked d-ck was cause for much embarr-ssing fumbling
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