Crooked Fence
when you are planning to f-ck your wife or girlfriend… or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your d-ck wrong and wake up with a b-n-r that is sticking straight up!
joe: hey bob i was planning on f-cking your wife last night but i got a d-mn crooked fence!
bob: what!?
a s-xual position. another modified wobbly h. a group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. patented from the wobbly h club, overland park, ks chapter in -ssociation with las vegas, nv chapter.
“those girls fell victim to the crooked fence.”
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