crookleize


a (uneducated/limited vocabulary) word used by certain mexican-american cholo types. often used to describe the act of said cholo committing vehicle burglary or conceivably any other type of crime (ie…robbery, any type of theft, -ssault with a deadly weapon, carjacking etc..etc..etc). variances: crookleized (past tense definition), crookleizing (present tense definition), crookleizer (a person who habitually crookleizes)
creeper: “d-mn holmes! those deputies got me dirty at the mall” his big homie sniper: “what they say you did holmes?” creeper: “they said i was there to crookleize some cars but i was only there to go to toys r us to buy gifts for my daughter.”

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