Crooks McGroochan


crooks mcgroochan: a fictional character from the porkpatrick novels based on a groups of boys working at a grain merchants. crooks was the leader of the pack which included ringo aka ‘haha davids dog is dead’ and big mo aka sweaty cheeseflaps mcgraw. the books had no scientifical relevance.
in one of the stories crooks mcgroochan gets stuck in a pipe so ringo and big mo use a ratchet spanner and a plastic tube to get him out. the end scene sees crooks locking big mo in one of the grain bins with nothig but a strawberry dribble cake. needless to say what happened. kersplunk!

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