Crooner


to have a relaxed drink during a heavy drinking session.

a crooner is anything less alcoholic than what you are currently drinking or what you are about to drink.

the word is derived from the relaxed singing style of crooning.
yolande: “should we open a bottle of scotch?”
sandy: “not just yet, i will start with a crooner.”

jim: “another shot of vodka mate?”
steve: “nah, i going to take it slow and have a crooner.”
a male vocalist who sings popular songs, with background music of jazz or a band.
frank sinatra and ricky nelson are crooners
an old, dirty, angry man who hates his life and job and takes out his misery on youth. often a crooner will be seen spying on young college girls with an innapropriate smile on his dirty mustached face. he is probably imagining what it would be like to have s-x with them if he d-ck still worked at his current age.
mellissa doesn’t like eating in the cafeteria because the crooner who serves baked beans always eye-rapes her.

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