crop spraying

crop spraying – explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field
doctor to patient: “ah yes, its mr smith isnt it? so how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?”
similar to crop dusting, crop spraying is when one p-sses gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one’s trousers.
brad: “i was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but i accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea.”
-j-c-l-t-ng over the p-b-s
“…don’t come in can do somecrop sprayingif you want.”

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