cropdust

farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. only works in crowded areas where you can’t be discovered as the farter. good technique for waiters whose tables are “camping out”.
“i wish those people would leave. should i go and cropdust them?”
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the practice of p-ssing gas in a crowd of people unbeknownst to them
while walking through the mall, i crop dusted the unsuspecting holiday shoppers.
walking past someone and farting.
to disspell flatulence and walk at the same time in order not to be around once the blame is made. often done in presence of others for spite.
guy #1: i have really bad gas
guy #2: just walk around the mexican restaurant and cropdust . no one will ever know who it is.
a term used by servers in a restaurant. when you have a table of -ssholes, you ask a co-worker if they can “crop dust ” the table. as they p-ss by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.
dude, will someone please crop dust table 15, the’ve been giving me sh-t all night.
when someone p-sses gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened
“man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?”
to fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.
“my stinky was completely undetected, susan…i crop-dusted my way across the party.”