Cropportunity
a favorable juncture of circ-mstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.
my boss never p-sses up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.
a situation where one discovers a picture would be much more attractive with one or more individuals removed.
me: i really like this picture, but michael’s in it.
joe: what a perfect cropportunity.
me: done and done.
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