crotch hunter
the process of making a s-xual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. generally followed by awkward and embar-ssing thigh touching and empty grabs.
i was in bed with mike last night and he was so hot i was tryin to make a move and grab his d-ck but i couldnt find it in his jeans! i was totally a crotch hunter. -sigh-
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